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Profile for tmoney82 (offline- last on: May 17, 13)
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trrrroyyyyyyyyy |
| Age |
31 |
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yes |
| Taken? |
Already has a sexy lover! |
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United States |
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Nebraska |
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Grand Island |
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| About Me |
hey cheesedicks, the name is troy, but pronounced amazing
~ All About Me ~
soooo rich....sooooo pretty, the best piece of ass in the whole damn city.
1. Full Name: Cecil Woodhouse, the 3rd. I'm not letting you know my real identity you idiot.
2. Birthplace: My mommy, where at? The Hospital, the place where people who weren't hatched come from, the state? Welcome to Nebraska, set your clocks back 20 years...
3. Nicknames: T-Money, T-ROY, Jesus, Troy Toy, Troy Boy
4. Sex: As much as possible, what sex am I? Male, but that wasn't the question the question was sex.
5. Siblings: half sister, and a step sister
6. School: HA HA HA HA, but in Amsterdam I plan on opening my strip club entitled "Troy's Toys"
7. Birthday: Feb 8th, the month of love
8. Age: 28
9. Favorite color: silver bitch
10. Favorite color bra: um black silk lace ones, on a girl? I prefer they wear nothing. THE NON EXISTENT ONES
11. Vanilla or Regular Chocolate: WTF is regular chocolate? not big on icecream
12. Favorite food: it's so spag and meatballs then meatloaf, chicken fried steak.
13. How long can you hold your breath? If I knew I'd be dead jackass.
14. Water or coke: Um water, cuz Coke turns your teeth all yellow
15. Favorite Number: 21 then 1 is my second favorite.
16. Favorite salad dressing: None, also i hate salads, and no I don't toss salads, I am not no homo rainbow flaming warrior fudgepacking queer.
17. Do you drink? does a fucking bear shit in the woods
18. Do you like fruit? Yes...strawberries, watermelon
19. Favorite Perfume or Cologne: every kind of Giorgio Armani, Abercrombie & Fitch Fierce, gucci pour homme 11, Very Sexy for Him v. 1 & 2.
20. Favorite songs: Bitter Sweet Symphony (All-Time Favorite Song) - The Vere Pipe, Dirrty - Christina Aguilera, What You Know - T.I., So Rich So Pretty - Mickey Avalon, 1980 - Dirty Nasty, Forever - Drake, Sexy Bitch - David Guetta...to name a few.
21. Favorite Radio station: I don't listen to radio you piece of shit...
22. Favorite Subjects in School: none, I like when it's over. or maybe watching the gurls in gym get all sweaty that was always sexy
23. Least Favorite Subjects in School: ALL, ok well mostly English cuz why take it when I already speak it?
24. Favorite sport to play: Baseball
25. Do you smoke: when i drink
26. Do you do drugs? :-)
27. Sweet or sour: Sweet, of course
28. Do you like rain or sun: rain, cuz the sun is awful hot, and I wish it would die too
29. What's your favorite room: My bedroom, where all the magic happens
30. Do you like oceans or mountains: Mountains
31. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Fuck yea
32. MTV or VH1? VH1
33. Favorite thing to do? fucking sleep, ps3.
34. Bestest Friends: fawn smith, shannon iwanksi, caleb barnett, kellen johnson, tyler bush, tina & keith wiederholt, kim soukup.
35. Do you make fun of other people? Oh hell yea. DUH
36. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Got caught stealing at Shop-ko when I was like 10.
37. One pillow or 2: two i guess, but I have like 5 on my bed.
38. Pets: nope
39. Favorite Drink? Alcohol
40. Favorite Actor/Actress: Brad Pitt, John Travolta
41. Toothpaste: Umm fuck it man I dunno, I use whatever is there.
42. Online crush: i have a life
43. Boyfriend or Girlfriend? single bby
44. Do you get along with your parents? Yup, when they arent yelling at me
45. Place to hang out: my room, bars!
46. Funniest person (s) you know: hmmmm
47. Adidas, Nike or Reebok: I will go with the swoosh
48. Most humiliating moment? I shit my pants in detassling while in the 7th grade, shut the fuck up it's not that funny, REALLY, why are you still laughing? Fucknut.
49. Bedtime: Whenever I fall asleep
50. Favorite holiday: groundhogs day yo
51. Favorite ice cream: I prefer Dippin' Dots the ice cream of the future, my favorite kind is banana split
52. What do you look for in the opposite sex? Sense of humor, Personality, Honestly, confindence, playfulness, and well duh looks
53. Do you attend a church regularly? JESUS CHRIST, NOPE, it sucks, God Damn. UGH!
54. Favorite quotes:
-Aint no pussy, like new pussy.
-Women are only good for cooking and fucking.
-Step out, and meet jesus bitch!
-I'm the bacon in your eggs, the man for whom every woman begs, and the face between your legs, just sit down on my pelvis, and you'll feel the sh*t that killed elvis.
- bitches dont say no to me, im like a wedding ring.
55. Can you swim? No, fuck water it can go to hell along with the sun!
56. Do you like to swim? look above assfuck, if i cant swim then why would i like to swim...jackass
57. The best way to die? Having sex with Christina Aguilera, Ashley Tiisdale, Miley Cyrus or Stacy Keibler :-) oh wow that would be awesome
58. Who's the best looking person you know? ashley l, fawn s, logan w.
59. When do you think you are going to die? When my heart stops, you fuckstick
60. Have you ever called a "dirty" 800 number? Those are 900 numbers re-fuck
62. Do you have job: define job please......
63. Favorite Cartoon: Thundercats, The Pink Panther
64. Do you sing in the shower? kinda
65. Do you have an accent? Everyone does.
66. Gold or silver? silver, of course
67. Would you ever Bungee Jump? If i was drunk
68. Do you watch TGIF? Fuck that shit foo
69.Do you enjoy reading? oh fuck no, I'd rather watch TGIF
70. What was the last movie you saw? um...whatever
71. Ever met anyone from online? Always
72. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? No
73. What is your sign? DO NOT ENTER
74. What movie do you really want to see? A porno with Christina Aguilera, Anna Kournikova, Senena Gomez, Halle Berry, and Ashley Tisdale would be most awesome!
75. What are your personality traits? smartass, sarcastic, flamboyant, funny, outgoing, spontaneous, loyal, very random
76. What is your biggest wish: to spend the day with Christina Aguilera, too do stuts with Steve O, to own a flamingo
77. Do you like to dance? Not really
78. Who are your favorite people? jon&emily. tina&keith, shannon&kim
79. What's you biggest fear? Not fucking Aguilera, and maybe death would come in a close second haha. Oh yea DEEP WATER
80. What do you think of people who drink? Hmmm...we would get along great.
81. Would you ever have cosmetic surgery? I'm 100 ure grade "A" mansteak. Besides I'm already 100 percent twisted steele and sex appeal. Sucka!
82. Are you an optimist or pessimist? How bout I just don't give a FFFUUUCCCKKK!.
83. People who do drugs? better share that shit yo
84. Better to cry or laugh? Cry.
85. People who smoke? depends if they are hot or not
86. Do you think men and women can ever be friends? DUH! How do you think babies are born? And ever heard of friends with benifits!
87. Which movies have you cried at? Like i keep track of that.
88. Do you prefer Swimming in pools or oceans? Oceans, pools have piss in them. either way i cant fucking swim so fuck that shit son
89. Hobbies: Autograph collecting, sleeping, drinknig
90. What car do you see yourself driving: A Ferrari F50
91. Favorite Music Groups/Singer(s): The Game, T.I., u2, Trick Daddy, Too Short, The Police, Tenacious D, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Aerosmith, Tom Petty, Prodigy, Oasis, NAS, LL Cool J, Kanye West, Johnny Cash, Hinder, Hoobastank, Gorillaz, Godsmack, 2 Live Crew, Crazytown, Buckcherry. Billy Joel, Guns N' Roses, Ram Jam, Necro, Dirt Nasty, Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, Shwayze, Snoop Dogg, Cake, 3oh3, Prodigy, Counting Crows, The Killers, Hollywood Undead, Lady Gaga
92.Favorite Movies: Steve-O Out on Bail vol 3, Snatch, Usual Suspects, Collateral, Se7en, Cruel Intentions, Fight Club, Secert Window, Face/Off, Ocean's Eleven, Identity, S.W.A.T, Swordfish, Swingers, Team America, Zoolander, Blow, Grease, Jackass 2, Casino, Varsity Blues, Clueless, American Gangster, 21, American Beauty, Transformers, Dark Knight
93. Favorite TV Shows: Wildboyz, Jackass, Wild'n Out, Around the Horn, Gillian's Island
94. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? Amsterdam,
95. Biggest Thrills?
1). Seeing Christina Aguilera preform live, and I was in the front row, and during the concert she winked at me, oh my it was sassy!
2). Watching our school win the Class "A" State Boys Basketball Title in 99
3). Getting kicked out of Bingo. (long story)
4). Graduating from Grand Island Senior High School on my first try
96. OJ Simpson - Innocent or guilty?: OF WHAT?????
97. Gary Coleman or Emmanuel Lewis?: THIS ISN'T A FUCKING QUESTION!!!! I don't know what it is, but it ISN'T A FUCKING QUESTION!
98. What pisses you off most?: THESE FUCKING QUESTIONS!!!!! well annoying people, and slow drivers
99. Is Bob Saget really THAT bad?: Can you please talk about someone I actually know? I'll pay you $50. YES HE IS and fucking annoying
100. Favorite thing to wear? anything abercrombie!!!
101. Favorite fast food restaurant chain: Fast food is for fat, lazy arse-bandits that have nothing better to do than sit on their fat ass all day, eating greasy, crappy, unhealthy foods. Arby's.
102. Favorite Go-Go Bar: all of them baby, naked bitches...fuck yea
103. Favorite Burt Reynolds movie: Never heard of the guy. Why not talk about someone thats actually been in a fucking movie??? ha ha ha ha
104. Favorite radio show: People actually still listen to this 60's device? Jesus.
105. Favorite sports teams: Sports are for sissies. I prefer chess.
106. Favorite kind of soda: I don't drink soda. You should put some more fucking research into this.
107. Favorite Biblical Character: I've never read the bible.
108: Favorite 80's hair band: Guns N Roses
109: Write a haiku that describes yourself: Haikus are for pansies! I'll quote a passage from the greatest 20th century poet, Jewel...
I look at young girls now
I look at young girls now
in their tight crushed velour
skin tight sky blue hip huggers
with the baby doll tank tops
and I think I've been there.
God, have I been there.
Amen to that.
110. Who has the best personality that you know: Fawn S, Heather Z..
111. Favorite Poet: Edgar Allen Poe
112. Favorite sports to watch: Baseball, College Football, Lacrosse
113. Best Pick-up Line(s).
1). No wonder the sky's gray today- all the blue is in your eyes.
2). You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
3). If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!
4). I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
114. Favorite words to say: FUCK, maaaannnnnn, fucking slut.
115. Type something funny here: We'll I's be chillin and cruisin yo... my nigga Troy says dis shiznit is da bomb. It is phat yo... we be drinkin 40's and smokin dubes all night mofo all nizight. So what da fuck id up wit all dis shit muh fucka, whaddup? Ol English bitch, mudda Fuhher... we be drinkin some phat St. Ides.
I betta run off ta get some frizied chicken and mudda fuckin waddermellon yo.
116. Favorite College Football Team: Colorado Buffaloes
117. Favorite dead person: James Dean
118. If a cow laughed, would milk come out it's nose? No sir
119. Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice? cuz oriental ppl have funny looking eyes!
120. When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to? I could fucking care less bitch
121. Why arent there ever any guilty bystanders? Then there wouldnt be any fucking bystanders u fucker
122. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? yea, duh
123. How can a stupid person be a smart-ass? They cant
124. How come wrong numbers are never busy? its just the rules
125. Favorite Resturant: Chilis, Mac Grill, Red Robin
126. Most annoying song: Blue, my humps, beauitful - james blunt
127: Favorite/Former sports star(s): Deion Sanders, Barry Bonds, Rickey Henderson, Jermey Bloom
128: Favorite College Basketball team: Arizona Wildcats
129: Where would you like to live: amsterdam which is in the netherlands for all u fucking losers out there, west palm springs, denver
130: Favorite TV channel: ESPN, VH1
131: Best Comeback Lines:
1). If I wanted some comeback I'd wipe it off your chin
2). You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.
3). She relies on her personality for birth control.
4). Her mouth is dirtier than a wicker toilet seat.
5). If sex is a pain in the ass, you're in the wrong hole.
6). You're quite cute. What can I get for a twenty?
7). Someday you'll go too far - and I hope you stay there.
8). Take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live.
9). The party's over - you just arrived.
10.) It looks like she just got hit with the bag of "WHAT THE FUCK"
132: 10 Words of Advise:
1). Don't Drink and Drive, you might spill your beer
2). Avoid Hangovers, Stay Drunk!
3). I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM: Two hands, but one mouth
4). Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
5). When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
6). Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.
7). I drink to make other people interesting.
8). I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
9). Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
10). Finish Your Beer. There are sober people in India
133: Put something here: Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry
detergent, but they still can't get those blue flakes out?
Why do we trust them to get our clothes clean? These guys
can't even get the DETERGENT white!" - Seinfeld
134: How many cd's do you own: fuck if i know
135: If you had kids what would their names be? For the guys either Tyson, Tyler, or Kirby. For the gals either TAYLOR, Katleen, Kelsi, Kylie, Chelsi
136: Do you believe in UFO's/Aliens: the day i fucking see one will be the day that.....well it just never fucking going to happen.
137: Favorite Smell: French Vanilla, Vanilla Cookie
138: Favorite Clothing Brand: Abercrombie & Fitch
139: What are your turn-ons: Well...I dunno!! legs/cheerleaders turn me on and when a gurl twrils her hair...and for the other things if ur lucky enough you might find out
140: Least favorite thing to do: work i guess
141: Favorite physical feature of the opp. sex: hair, smile and legs fo sho, face
142: What's your middle name: August
143: Boxers or Undies: Boxers
144: Favorite Kool-Aide: Blueberry
145: Do you have a crush on anyone: Yes
146: Dumbest Person you know: Brittany my ex, she's as dumb as dirt
147: Favorite person to talk to: dont worry about it
148: Height: 5"8ish
149: Hair: Brown
150: Weight: 140
151: If you could have sex somewhere where would it be: in a public bathroom against the wall
152: Favorite animal: Flamigo
153: Favorite flower: Yellow rose
154: What do you like best about me (Troy):
155. What do you like least about me (Troy):
156: Eye color: Brown
157: Shoe Size: 9 half - 10
158: Lefty or Righty: Righty
159: Favorite store: Abercrombie
160: Favorite Jello: Blueberry
161: Shoes or sandals: Sandals
162: Favorite shampoo: Pantene Pro-V, Axe
163: Why is it that it seems to take forever to find a girlfriend then when you do all sorts of other girls want to be your girlfriend too? Gurls, ha they are confusing
164: Does anyone ever stop to think that maybe just maybe this question is totally pointless?: NO WAY JOSE!
165: Why does the buttered side of the toast always land on the floor? Cuz, it pisses me off
166: Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? No
167: If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? Magic?
168: If 75f all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away? People are stupid
169: Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? Mmmmm
170: Paper or pastic: paper
171. How do you like your guys or gurls: I like my gurls like my cheese Preferably for me fat-free American singles only! I like'em shirt and tall but not too thick
172: 24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day. Coincidence?: Fuck yea, lets go get fucked up
173: How much is enough?: Ohhhhhh you can ever have enough, just like u cant have enough beer
174: What comes next: Sex
175: Does it matter if it doesn't matter? Yes
176: Favorite jean brand: Mavi and Abercrombie
177: When do you usually wake up: Whenever my eyes open
178: What's your fathers name: Brad
179: What your mothers name: Marilyn
180. Put a poem here:
fuck my dick bitch lol
181: If you forgot what you were trying to forget about while trying to remember what you were trying to forget, how do you know if you forgot it or not: Good point
182: Funniest thing you done: Walked into Tommy's it's a family resturant at around 11pm on a Saturday night in just my bikini underwear :
183:Ever break anything: yes! fractured 3 of my fingers in my left hand and the break went to my wrist, and a few fingers on my right hand, and several broken hearts :(
184: Eye color: Brown
185: What's the worst feeling in the world?: Being rejected
186: Favorite cereal: Fruity Pebbles, Apple Jacks
187: why do u believe someone if they say that theres a billion stars in the sky, but when they say a wall has wet paint on it, u have to touch it to be sure....
188: Favorite board game: Checkers
189: If you could have sex with anyone in the world, who would it be: Christina Aguilera, Stacy Keibler
190: Socks or no socks: No socks
191: Are you a virgin: lol fuck no.
192: If you could be anyone in the world for one day: Steve 0
193: Favorite gum: Orbit gum is the shit u assclown
194: Favorite day of the week: Saturday
195: Favorite Sesame Street Character: Oscar the Groch
196: Favorite Music Video: Dirrrty - Christina Aguilera and Smack My Bitch Up - Prodigy, Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz, How We Do - The Game, Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve Pipe, 1980 - Dirt Nasty, Jay Z - Run This Town
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my bestest irl friends: ryan, jon, kellen, emily, shannon, marcus, nick, aaron, haley, tina, ashley, brandon, dale, caleb, tyler, keith
The University of Colorado
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| Turn Ons |
*good kissers
*sarcasim
*good personality
*playful
*good looks
*can carry on a convo
*sense of humor.......
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| Turn Offs |
*annoyance, controling, clingy ass bitches.
*bad odor.
*liars.
*bad kissers.
*no personality/sense of humor.
*drama.
*overweight people
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| TV Show |
*That 70's Show
*Wild'n Out
*PTI
*Around the Horn
*Wildboyz
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| Movies |
Steve-O Out on Bail vol 3, Snatch, Usual Suspects, Collateral, Se7en, Cruel Intentions, Fight Club, Secert Window, Face/Off, Ocean's Eleven, Identity, S.W.A.T, Swordfish, Swingers, Team America, Zoolander, Blow, Grease, Jackass 2, Casino, Varsity Blues, Clueless, American Gangster, 21, American Beauty, Transformers, Dark Knight
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The Game, T.I., u2, Christina Aguilera, Trick Daddy, Too Short, The Police, Tenacious D, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Aerosmith, Tom Petty, Prodigy, Oasis, NAS, LL Cool J, Kanye West, Jay-Z, Johnny Cash, Hinder, Hoobastank, Gorillaz, Godsmack, 2 Live Crew, Crazytown, Buckcherry. Billy Joel, Guns N' Roses, Ram Jam, Necro, Dirt Nasty, Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, Shwayze, Snoop Dogg, Cake, 3oh3, Prodigy, Counting Crows, Killers, Hollywood Undead, Lady Gaga
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fuck reading!
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-im the bacon in your eggs, the man 4 whom every woman begs, and the face between your legs, just sit down on my pelvis, and youll feel the sh*t that killed elvis.
-you give new meaning to the term 'slut it up!'
-bitches dont say no to me, im like a wedding ring.
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