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Name Devon
Age 27
Webcam? no
Taken? Single! Request some lovin'.
   
Location
Country United States
State Tennessee
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About Me
Message me on myspace myspace.com/XxDreamrzxX Thank you so much, kbbunner for upgrading me...Okay first things first people on here never cease to amaze me asking me dumb questions and saying the cheesiest attempt of pick up lines I won't do nudes so don't ask...I love my daughter she is my heart and soul! I really really really want to meet Dane Cook he is just so fucking hot and funny and Chuck Norris gotta love Chuck Norris...I have an awesome sense of humor I'll joke around with you all the time I'm very sarcastic and I will play some fucking halirous pratical jokes so watch out! I'm very down to earth and I consider myself to be a good friend I'm always there for them...so that pretty much wraps it up if you wanna know more just ask!


Can you imagine what it'd be like if fish ruled the world? Would they go to the people store, buy a bag of people, put us in a tank of air, sprinkle slices of pizza down on us, then watch us from their water filled houses?

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Interests
I'm interested in one thing and one thing only having hot wild rough dirty sex with everyone all at once the world to have on big GIANT orgy hahahahahaha lol jk...I love to swim hang out with my friends dance blah blah blah...


Okay so to ne one who reads this which wont be many but ne ways my question to you is if you could do meet ne one dead, alive, famous, just ne one who would you like to meet?

So theres a blond, brunette and a redhead. They're walking and they come across a magic dog. The dog then says "What thing in the world would surprise you most and you will get it." The brunnette goes first and says "A trillion dollars". And BOOM she gets it. The redhead says "Brad Pitt is my husband" and BOOM she gets it. The blond says "Woah, a talking dog!"




Turn Ons
pee wee herman... OHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH, personality, body, no STDs, DANE FUCKING COOK...


but seriously I found my guy who calls me beautiful instead of hot. Who calls me back when I hang up on him. Who will lie under the stars and listen to my heartbeat or will stay awake just to watch me sleep. I'm waiting for the boy who pursues me, who kisses my forehead, who wants to show me off to the world when I'm in sweats. Who holds my hand in front of his friends. Who thinks that I'm the prettiest when I have no make up on and insists on holding me around the waist. The one who is constantly reminding me of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have me. The one who turns to his friends and says that's her,
Turn Offs
HERPES, hairy asses, long mustaches, crusty toes, femininity all very true but on a more serious matter guys who think too highly of themselves and treat women like shit and use them I can't stand lying or selfishness and insecurity...I can't stand judgmental people!
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Favorite Things
TV Show Family Guy, I Love comedies, DANE COOK
Movies My all time favorite movie Donnie Darko comedies, action, horror, and dirty ronchy porn lol....ohhh yeahh
Music A Perfect Circle, Queen, and of course whatever im in the mood for
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Quote Some words to live by ... For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone ... People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed and redeemed and redeemed. Never throw out anybody. Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others..... Audrey Hepburn
   
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