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Profile for nine9inch (offline- last on: May 27, 15)
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Name Im 25!
Age 33
Webcam? no
Taken? Already has a sexy lover!
   
Location
Country United States
State Illinois
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About Me
Ask me-I'm not shy = )



WOMAN'S LOVE POEM


Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.





MAN'S LOVE POEM



I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and to baseball games. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.



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Comment my pics, esp if I'm adding you

Turn Offs
Is it that hard to respond to a message or maybe even return a comment??

I love when I read a profile and it says something along the lines of 'if you say anything sexual to me you'll be blocked or deleted' etc..LOL this IS wouldyouhitthis.com isn't it? Just checking, thought maybe I was on wouldyouholdmyhandandgotochurchwithme.com..

Oh and the other gem I love, 'just cause I said YES doesn't mean I would.' Huh? So what did you say yes to exactly? Yes you'd punch me in the face?
ShoutOuts
Guys Im flattered but um, not interested!!!

   
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